TEASER
| WOMAN SCREAMING:
I dont wanna
die! SOLDIER: Kill them all! WOMAN: Help! My baby! MAN: Run woman! Theyre trying to kill us all! CALLISTO: Trying? I think were succeeding. Stop! Let her live. You old crone. Tell the world what we did here. Let them know what devastation awaits anyone who defies me. WOMAN: Who are you? CALLISTO: Im Xena, Warrior Princess."! Callisto laughs sadistically |
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MELAS:
Innkeeper please, wine! Fight MELAS:
Go ahead murder me, just like you murdered my
son. |
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Xena
and Callisto fight
CALLISTO:
Im good! As good as you and why not? You made me. Joxer and Gabrielle fight JOXER:
You wanna fight, huh? Fine with me. You made me
mad now little girl." JOXER:
"You broke my crossbow! That does it! Im
gonna rip you apart with my bare hands! |
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Xena chases Callisto XENA: Get
on, Argo! Come on. |
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XENA:
Where is she?
MELAS: She was right! XENA: What are you talking about? MELAS: Gabrielle she said my hate would lead to others being hurt. XENA: What are you saying? MELAS: Callisto captured Gabrielle on her way out of town. Ive betrayed everything I believe in. XENA: People like us should listen to people like Gabrielle. SOLDIER: Hurry now! CALLISTO: So what do you think? GABRIELLE: I think Xenas gonna wipe the floor with you. CALLISTO: I share your respect for Xenas abilities. I know what shes capable of. GABRIELLE: Then you must be scared witless. CALLISTO: Not at all, I relish the challenge. I can take her. GABRIELLE: In your dreams. CALLISTO: Well when she gets here shell have such a sweet surprise waiting for her. Anyways either way I win! JOXER: Quit that! THEODORUS: I found this worm sneaking around again! CALLISTO:What do you want? I told you what you had to do to gain my favor and you failed. JOXER: See the girl! CALLISTO: I captured the girl. JOXER: I softened her up for you. I mean just minutes before you got her I was pummeling her senseless. CALLISTO: Yes and what were you hitting her with, your nose? Silence! There is but another way you can prove your worth. JOXER: Name it, and Ill do it. CALLISTO: Bring her down. Do her. JOXER: Do who? CALLISTO: Her, the irritating blonde. Slit her throat. JOXER: I uh oh. I uh sl, sl, slit her slit her throat? CALLISTO: Yes pierce the skin under the chin with the blade and tear a hole this way like this. JOXER: OK. CALLISTO: Yes. JOXER: Listen dont you think shed be worth more alive? I mean hey we could trade her for Xe, it would make Xena really mad, really mad. When Xena hears about this, shell. CALLISTO: I want her dead! Do it! Do it! JOXER: Yeah. I, I, I, CALLISTO: Just as I thought the mans backbone is mush. Chain him up, well have fun killing the jellyfish later. JOXER: Ah. Hey. CALLISTO: Now we determine who is the best. You and I in a fight till death and to make things even more interesting take her up! THEODORUS: Take her up! GABRIELLE: Do something! JOXER: What do you expect me to do?! GABRIELLE: Xena! Oh this is really high. CALLISTO:Light it! Anytime youre ready Xena. Xena and Callisto fight on ladders. GABRIELLE:
Come on Xena! Youre almost there! Xena! |
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