TEASER

AMARICE: Screams "Move and you die Roman!"
JOXER:"I'm not a Roman."
AMARICE: "Yeah I guess you're not."
JOXER: "You an Amazon?"
AMARICE: "Yeah."
JOXER: "Then you know Xena and Gabrielle."
AMARICE: "Who wants to know?"
JOXER: "I'm their best friend,my name's Joxer. I've been having nightmares that they're in some kind of trouble, so I thought I'd better see if they needed my help."
AMARICE: "They're not in trouble, anymore."
JOXER: "Then you've seen them? Where are they?!"
ELI: "You loved them very much didn't you Joxer?"
JOXER: "Who are you?"
ELI: "My name is Eli. I loved them as well."
JOXER: Sniffs "Um I'm gonna, I'm gonna take their bodies back to Greece because I, I know Xena wanted to be buried next to her brother and Gabrielle next to her . So"
AMARICE: "That could be a little difficult. The Romans wanna keep them there as an example."
JOXER: "Well I'm gonna bring their bodies back to Greece. You gonna help me or not."
GABRIELLE: "It's OK."
GABRIELLE: "Xena!"
LIEF: "They're coming!"
GABRIELLE:  "Xena."
XENA: "No."
GABRIELLE:  "Xena."
XENA:  "Gabrielle! Come on!"
GABRIELLE:  "Xena."
CALLISTO: "I promised to deliver you to my lord and that's exactly what I'm gonna do."

 


ACT I


CALLISTO:  "Pretty."

Fight

CALLISTO: Screams
ARCHANGEL: Screams
CALLISTO: Screams
ANGEL: "Xena you made it. I'm so sorry I lost you."
XENA:  "Where is Gabrielle?"
MICHAEL: "One of the demons escaped with her soul. My name is Michael."
ANGELLIER: "He's an archangel. Lief and I are guardian angels."
LIER: "Some guardian I turned out to be. We have to get her back."
XENA:  "Back? Back from where?"
MICHAEL: "Your friend has been taken to Hell."
XENA:  "Michael how can a soul like Gabrielle's end up in Hell?"
MICHAEL: "There's a war going on between good and evil, not only on Earth but here in eternity as well. Once there were only angels and then one of our number rebelled and he and his allies were thrown down from Heaven. They have never given up the desire to recapture paradise and twist it into their image."
XENA:  "She has to be rescued."
MICHAEL: "That's the responsibility of the archangels."
XENA:  "No it's my responsibility."
MICHAEL: "Yours? You're not even an angel. You're to be reborn in a new body."
XENA:  "Well, that's gonna have to wait. Right now, I'm going after my friend."
MICHAEL: "That's impossible."
XENA:  "No it's not."
XENA:  "No it's not."
XENA: "Huh? Huh? Huh? Don't!"
MICHAEL: "Are you insane?"
XENA:  "It depends who you talk to."
MICHAEL: "If you go down to Hell voluntarily you'll be doomed to everlasting suffering. Gripped with an unbearable thirst and hunger you'll be tempted to eat the fruit of Hell and when you do that you're well on your way to becoming one of them."
XENA:  "Gabrielle and I have already been through hell together. I didn't come all this way to lose her now. So either you set me up with a pair of wings or I take another dive. Michael Gabrielle's soul and mine were destined to be together. I can't let her walk through Hell alone."
XENA: "Please."
GABRIELLE:  Coughs "Xena?"
CALLISTO: "Morning honey. Aren't you the lucky girl? You get to spend eternity with me. Let me confess something I'm gonna enjoy tormenting you. I'm sure the powers that be will try to rob me of my joy. That's always the catch down here."
GABRIELLE:  "Xena will not leave me down here with you."
CALLISTO: "You have such faith. How cute. Of course they'll try to rescue you and Xena will make some self-sacrificing gesture. But fear not we'll be realdy for them."
CALLISTO: "Eat up my little dumpling, you must be famished . Dying makes one so very hungry."
GABRIELLE:  "You want me to eat the fruit."
CALLISTO: "Yes."
GABRIELLE:  "That would make me like you."
CALLISTO: "Mm-hmm."
GABRIELLE:  Whispers "Not a chance"
CALLISTO: "Oh but you will eat it. Believe me."

Fight

AMARICE: "Hey we need your help if we're gonna do this."
JOXER: "All right."
JOXER: "OK."

Joxe,Amarice and Eli take Xena and Gabrielle of the crosses


MICHAEL: "If you are to enter the ranks of the archangels, you must walk through this cave."
XENA:  "What's in there?"
MICHAEL: "A choice."
MICHAEL: "I'm concerned, Xena should have been out by now."
ARCHANGEL: "Well we can't wait, we should go now. Her friend doesn't have much time before she becomes one of them ."
MICHAEL: "You've walked through the fire of purification. Now as the divine water sanctifies your existence, your cleansing is complete."




ACT II

AMARICE: "Xena they say the dead can hear the thoughts of the living, so hear this. I'm picking up where you left off. I may never be as good a warrior as you and I know I'll never be as wise but I promise, with all my heart and soul to honor the memory of the Warrior Princess."
JOXER: "She would have liked that."
ELI: "Yes."
AMARICE: "What do you know about it peacelover?"
ELI: "What?"
AMARICE: " You got them killed. You infected Gabrielle with your peace and love talk. You made her helpless! She never would have gotten captured if she hadn't lost her warrior spirit."
ELI: "I'm sorry you feel that way."
AMARICE: "It's not a feeling It's a fact. You slowed them down just enough to kill them, you might as well have driven in the nails yourself."
JOXER: "Enough!"
ELI: "All right Joxer.
ELI:  "It's all right."
LIER: "I don't see why I can't come. You think you'd want as much help as you could get. You know I used to be a pretty good fighter on Earth."
MICHAEL: "It's not just the fighting. Hell itself would overwhelm you. That's something you need to be careful about too."
XENA:  "I've dealt with evil before."
MICHAEL: "But now you're an angel purified and full of compassion. The suffering you see in Hell will break your heart."
ARCHANGEL: "You might be tempted to save Gabrielle from her pain."
XENA:  "And that's a bad thing?"
MICHAEL: "Xena listen there's only one way to do that. You would have to take on her guilt and free her from her suffering, by giving her your light "
ARCHANGEL: " Which would release her from Hell but would doom you to stay there for eternity. But remember we can save her if we get her out of there before she becomes a full demon."
MICHAEL: "There should be no need for you to sacrifice yourself."
XENA:  "I'm ready."
CALLISTO: "My aren't you the brave one?"

Some demons force Gabrielle to eat.

DEMON'S VOICE: "Eat!"
GABRIELLE: "Ah!"
CALLISTO: "Eat! Eat! Eat!"
GABRIELLE: "No!"
CALLISTO: Laughs
GABRIELLE: "No!' Moans, then growls

Gabrielle fights off the demons and eats more of the fruit.

CALLISTO: "Ooh isn't this so much fun?!"
GABRIELLE: "Callisto when Xena burned your family, did you see them on fire? Did you. did you smell their flesh sizzling? You know what I think? You wanted them to die, so you'd have a reason to be a bitch.

Fight


XENA:
   "Michael get Gabrielle outta here!"
CALLISTO:  "I will never stop hating you Xena do you hear me? Never! You killed my family my soul, my reason to live and love and I will spend eternity seeking revenge!"
XENA:   "No."
LIER:  "She made it."
GABRIELLE: "Where's Xena?"
MICHAEL:  "Xena gave herself up to save one of the damned."
GABRIELLE: "What are you talking about? Who did she save?"
MICHAEL:  "When you're dry and rested then you'll be shown."
XENA:   "It's time for us to launch a full scale attack! These hit and miss conflicts have done you no good. Why should we suffer? We didn't ask to be created and Heaven should belong to those of us strong enough to take it! Why are we grovelling down here in the slime, while they live up there in purity and grace? Someone up there decided that we were evil. Well we're not going to take that! It's time for us to do the judging! Paradise will be ours!" Laughs

 


ACT III

GABRIELLE: "Are you telling me that Xena is in Hell and she's in paradise?!"
CALLISTO: "Gabrielle I know you?"
GABRIELLE: "Oh! you know me, you murdered my husband and many innocent people."
CALLISTO: "No No I would never do something like that. Would I? Would I? I'm sorry. I I don't remember.
GABRIELLE: "You stay away from me. This is insane, you call this justice ?"
MICHAEL: "Xena called it justice. She chose to suffer in Callisto's place. When you look at her now, what you see is what she would have become if Xena had not killed her family. Right now we have something far more important to worry about."
GABRIELLE: "What's that?"
MICHAEL: "Xena is a demon even before she had wings, she may have been a match for me. Now, the balance may have shifted."
GABRIELLE: "How do you mean?"
MICHAEL: "The next time the demons attack, we may not be able to stop them."
JOXER: "She looks like she's sleeping. It's like at any minute she's gonna wake up and complain about how no one ever lets you sleep in."
JOXER: Sighs
AMARICE: "We should bury them here."
JOXER: "We're not gonna make it to Greece huh?"
AMARICE: "With so many Romans around I, I think it's gonna get us killed."
JOXER: "OK. OK, we'll bury them here."
AMARICE: "What about Eli ?"
JOXER: "You really think he's gonna come back ?"
VOICE OF A FEMALE ANGEL: "She won't know. "
VOICE OF A MALE ANGEL: "Now be sure to take care of all the swords."
GABRIELLE: "I know Xena. More importantly she knows me. Look I guarantee you when the fighting starts, she'll come after me. She'll insist that I'm either with her or against her. Maybe I can lure her into a situation that could be useful to you."
MICHAEL: "You understand there's no saving Xena. The only way to stop her is to cut her up and let her spend the rest of eternity in pieces."
GABRIELLE: "If that's what it takes "
MICHAEL: "If you're to get your wings you'll have to undergo a trial of purification."
GABRIELLE: "All right."
GABRIELLE: "What are you doing here?"
CALLISTO: "Michael told me to wait till you came."
GABRIELLE: "Am I supposed to fight you?"
CALLISTO: "I'm not a very good fighter but if it makes you feel better "
GABRIELLE: Scoffs "Your sweetness act is disgusting . I'm not buying it."
CALLISTO: "I don't blame you, I did a terrible thing. I killed someone you loved. I must have been very evil. I don't understand it myself. Why would Xena do something like that for me?"
GABRIELLE: "Maybe it was a guilty conscience about your family."
CALLISTO: "My family? My family. You know Michael told me I would never know love like the love of Heaven but he's wrong. My family gave me that kind of love all the time. My memory of so much of my life is confused and fuzzy but that part I remember every detail. And Michael says, when I'm ready I go to see them again."
GABRIELLE: "Callisto I am not buying it! Callisto, stop it! I know you are in there. You are evil to the core and you always will be."
GABRIELLE: "Don't touch me."
CALLISTO: "I'm so sorry."
GABRIELLE:  Sighs "I am too."
MICHAEL: "Your forgiveness of Callisto has made your soul as pure as this water. Gabrielle you truly are a beautiful spirit. We know you'll do honor to these wings."
ARCHANGEL: "They're coming."

 


ACT IV


XENA:  "Gabrielle? We shouldn't be fighting."
GABRIELLE: "You're right Xena."
XENA:  "I wanna spend eternity with you. Won't you join me?"
GABRIELLE: "Lay down your sword Xena. If Callisto can be redeemed, why not you?"
XENA:  "Callisto's a trick. They deceive you Gabrielle. Callisto can't change. You know that. Our master is greatly pleased when a soul joins him of its own free will. Come with me now. Whaddya say?"
GABRIELLE: "I can't."
XENA:  "Why not? Gabrielle the love that we have it's, it's stronger than Heaven or Hell. It transcends good or evil. It's an end in itself! Our souls are destined to be together. Gabrielle you can't let me walk through Hell alone."
GABRIELLE: "I'm sorry."

Fight


GABRIELLE:
 "I'll draw Xena off!"
MICHAEL: "Right!"
XENA:  "Gabrielle!"
XENA:  "I can smell you. Laughs "Trust me Gabrielle there's fun to be had down there."
ELI: "My friends are dead because of my teachings!"
ELI'S: "The way of love."
ELI: "It wasn't the way for Gabrielle. I was too proud to see that."
ELI'S: "What good is this gift, if I can't at least protect the ones I love?!"
ELI: "Why did you even give this to me?! What am I supposed to do?"
ELI'S: "You show me!"
ELI: "What am I supposed to do?"
CALLISTO: "Eli"
CALLISTO: "Love is the way. Go to them."
MICHAEL: "No!"
GABRIELLE: "Xena don't!"
XENA: Laughs
MICHAEL: "Gabrielle!"
GABRIELLE: "Michael!"
XENA: "Michael"
XENA: Oh, no! We're going to Hell!"

Eli Brings Xena and Gabrielle bake to life

MICHAEL: "I think it's time."
CALLISTO: "What for?"
MICHAEL: "To meet your family."
GABRIELLE: "We're going to be together for eternity."
XENA:  "Yeah."

 


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