SOLDIER: "Did you hear something?"
EVE: "Ares's message said to meet him here? In these woods?"
XENA: "That's right."
GABRIELLE: "Do you think he's calling in a favor?"
EVE: "We do owe him."
XENA: "We owe him everything. He gave up his immortality for us, for the god of war there's no greater sacrifice."
GABRIELLE: "Maybe he wants to see you again. After all he does have a thing for you."
XENA: "Na he wants something."
GABRIELLE: "My point exactly."
EVE: "Weren't these Amazon lands at one time?"
GABRIELLE: "They still are. Why do you ask?"
EVE: "No reason."
XENA: "What happened here?"
GABRIELLE: "Who would destroy the Amazon forest?"
SOLDIER: Screams
XENA: "Let's go."

Fight

MARGA: "Varia let's go! There's too many of them!"

Fight

EVE: "Yah!"

Fight

SOLDIER: "To Ares's camp! Move!"
AMAZON: "Ha ha ha ha ha! You call that fighting?!"
VARIA: Yells
AMAZONS: Cheer
AMAZON: Moans
VOICE:"You're all right."
MARGA: "We don't often have such welcome strangers on our land. Thank you."
GABRIELLE: "We're glad we could help but we're not strangers."
VARIA: "Yeah that one looks familiar."
MARGA: "I am Marga queen of the Amazons. This is Varia my second in command."
XENA: "Xena, Gabrielle, Eve."
MARGA: "No strangers indeed. Gabrielle you are an Amazon queen yourself."
VARIA: "Xena it's said that you have the power to kill gods."
MARGA: "I hope that it's true. We have one more for you."
XENA: "Who?"
MARGA: "Ares the god of war."

GABRIELLE: "Why would Ares attack the Amazons?"
XENA: "'And why would he send for me?"
GABRIELLE: "It makes no sense. He knows you wouldn't fight them right?"
XENA: "I don't know what he knows. Gabrielle I'm gonna head back and check out his army, find out how strong he is. You talk to Marga get all the information you can."
GABRIELLE: "Right."
LIEU: "Uh Lord "
ARES: "Sh Sh. Did you find the Amazon camp?"
LIEU: "Uh no Lord Ares, we were ambushed. We had them defeated and then reinforcements showed up."
ARES: "So you let a few Amazons stop you."
LIEU: "A few? No. There were dozens of them sir. We need more men."
ARES: "Bad answer"

Ares hits the Lieu

ARES: "No more excuses! I want that village!"
LIEU: "But sir why don't you use your powers to blast them into oblivion?"
ARES: "Where's the fun in that? Now get moving. I want those Amazons on their knees by the end of the day. Go!"
ARES: Yells
XENA/FURY: Laughs "The great god of war can't even hurt a fly."
ARES: "Xena you came."
XENA/FURY: "Lucky for you that fly nearly had ya."
ARES: "I'm calling in a favor. I think you know what I'm talking about."
XENA/FURY: "Yeah. So spit it out, what do you want?"
ARES: "I want my godhood back."
GABRIELLE: "Marga why do you think that Ares is attacking the Amazons?"
MARGA: "Well we've always had an uneasy rapport but suddenly he wants to wipe us out."
GABRIELLE: "Is there something that you have that could be of use to him?"
MARGA: "It's a mystery. All we have is our land but he's destroyed most of it."
VARIA: "He's reduced us to living like bandits in our own forest but he will never defeat us. We will defend what's left to the death."
ARES: "I don't do mortal at all well. I'm more of a um now what is that word? Um god."
XENA/FURY: "So you want the Amazons's ambrosia."
ARES: "They do have it! I knew it! My sister Artemis came to me in a dream from the other side. She told me they got a secret stash. Oh they don't admit it to anybody but they got it."
XENA/FURY: "They'll never give it up Ares, not to you."
ARES: "And that is where you come in. Oh they trust you, you go in get the ambrosia. No one has to go to war."
XENA/FURY: "No one has to go to war, I'll pretend I didn't hear that. I've got a better idea, you give me control of your army, I go in and squish that little Amazon village and after that getting the ambrosia won't be a problem. Besides I'm looking forward to a little war."
ARES: "Xena you sound like your old self. Oh this is too easy, what're you up to?"
XENA/FURY: "Do I have to be up to something? This greater good thing gets old right?"
ARES: "Never tried it."
XENA/FURY: "Sure ya did. Aren't you regretting giving up your godhood? Having to depend on others to do things for you? Bleeding like a stuck pig?"
ARES: "Well now you mention it."
XENA/FURY: "And to ask me for help?"
ARES: "Yeah that sucked."
XENA/FURY: "And all because you did a good deed. Was it worth it?"
ARES: "Let me get back to you on that one."
XENA/FURY: (Chuckles)
GABRIELLE/FURY: "What are you doing?"
ARES: "To think I actually saved your life."
GABRIELLE/FURY: "Xena "
XENA/FURY: "Gabrielle I thought you were watchin' the Amazons."
GABRIELLE/FURY: "The Amazons know what you want. They're not giving it up."
XENA/FURY: "Then we'll just have to take it from them."
GABRIELLE/FURY: "Yeah Thay're weak, it won't take much."
ARES: "What happened to the peace loving blonde chick you used to be?"
GABRIELLE/FURY: "Ares that Gabrielle's been gone a long time. You and Xena showed me that warriors rule the world, not philosophers."
ARES: "(Yawns) I could get used to this, I could."
XENA/FURY: "Hm."
AMAZON: "Come on, harder!"
AMAZON: "Keep it low, Keep lower, Keep it up! Keep it up!"
VARIA: "I can't place where I've seen you before."
EVE: "Maybe I have a common look."
VARIA: "Yeah right. You showed some nice moves when we were fighting earlier."
EVE: "I was just trying to keep people from getting hurt."
VARIA: "That's a strange thing to do in the middle of a battle."
EVE: "I don't fight."
VARIA: "You travel with those two but you don't fight?"
EVE: "You fought before, I could tell by the way you move. You have experience."
EVE: "Look I don't talk about my past."
VARIA: "All right, Let's stick with the present. There's not many of us left, we need good fighters for the battle ahead. So either you can join us in the fight against Ares "
EVE: "No, no I can't do that."
VARIA: "Then you can fight me now. Come on hit me."
EVE: "I'm not looking for trouble."
VARIA: "I live for trouble."
EVE: "Believe me you don't wanna make me angry."
ARES: "Fear not friend fly there is no dishonor in defeat, for I am the god of war!"
EVE/FURY: "Did you forget me so soon? I didn't always take second place to Xena remember?"
ARES: "Well, well, well the chip off the old block. Do I hear jealousy?"
EVE/FURY: "I should be leading your army not her."
XENA/FURY: "Get in line."
ARES: "Oh this just gets better and better, say what happened to your new path?"
EVE/FURY: "I got over it. Those Amazons really rub me the wrong way."
EVE/FURY: "So when do we start?"
ARES: "I'll tell my commander to prepare for an all-out assault."
ARES: (Chuckles) "I have got to get that ambrosia. I will never get used to walking everywhere."
XENA/FURY: "Oh and Ares when we do get the ambrosia why don't we split it four ways? We could create Olympus on Earth."
ARES: "Four ways? Nasty sounds great. You know when I told my commanders that I had sent for you, they thought I was crazy. Can you imagine? Here I am spinning brilliant and those idiots think I'm insane! What a joke!"
XENA/FURY: "If he's not insane then I'm not a Fury."

Xena,Gabrielle and Eve laugh and then morph into Furies

FURY ONE: "Xena and Ares, one against the other."
FURY TWO: "One of them has to die maybe both. Then the Olympians will be avenged and the path will be clear for us to rule mankind."

The Furies laugh

AMAZONS: "Flay her alive! It's time to die, bitch!"
XENA: "What now?"
GABRIELLE: "Maybe they're getting their spirits up."
AMAZONS: Yell
XENA: "Hold it! Get out of here! Cut her free!"
MARGA: "Can't do that Xena."
XENA: "You take on Eve, you take on me."
VARIA: "Good it was you who brought her into our village."
EVE: "They know who I am Mother."
XENA: "We don't have time for this. Ares' army is advancing, you're completely outnumbered. So if you wanna save what's left of the Amazon nation you'll flee now."
VARIA: "Your daughter Xena? She is the reason we are so few in numbers."
MARGA: "Her army attacked us at nigh and many of our best warriors were killed."
VARIA: "They were the lucky ones."
GABRIELLE: "Lucky to die?"
XENA: "Eve "
EVE: "The Amazons I captured I sold into slavery."
VARIA: "Now she must pay."
MARGA: "Our law says Eve must die."
GABRIELLE: "I can't let that happen Marga."
MARGA: "Are you challenging me."
GABRIELLE: "If it comes to that, I am challenging you."
MARGA: "That Roman did save my life and we do need Xena. We'll wait until after this is resolved before we deal with her."
XENA: "Get out of the way."
VARIA: "After what she did to our sisters?! She deserves !"
MARGA: "Varia! Obey me! Take her to the hut and bind her! Now!"
VARIA: "Mommy won't save you this time."
EVE: "If that's my destiny, so be it."
XENA: "That sword had better be for Ares' men. What Eve did to your people is unforgivable but she is my daughter. And if anything happens to her while she's in your custody, you'll have me to deal with. And trust me you ain't ready for that. Eve Eve sweetheart, why didn't you tell us?"
EVE: "I couldn't I know how much the Amazons mean to both of you."
XENA: "Did you think we would love you less?"
EVE: "What I did was unforgivable you said so yourself. If only they knew how sorry I am."
XENA: "I know how hard it is to say you're sorry especially to someone you love."
XENA: "Gabrielle when I hit you with my chakram."
GABRIELLE: "Xena it wasn't your fault it was the Furies. They drove me to try to kill your daughter. I've forgiven you. You should too."
XENA: "I nearly lost you."
GABRIELLE: "But you didn't and now the Furies are back."
XENA: "Only this time we've gotta take'em out."
ARES: "Faster! Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on! Faster! Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. Come on."
XENA/FURY: "What's the matter? Can't get your rocks off?"
ARES: "What?"
XENA/FURY: It's embarrassing."
ARES: "What?"
XENA/FURY: "I don't think you deserve to be a god Ares."
ARES: "Xena you don't mean that."
XENA/FURY: "Oh but I do, I do you see you're a pathetic mortal, who couldn't think his way out of a papyrus sack Uh."
ARES: "No no see you can't talk that way to me anymore, because if it wasn't for me! Your little friend and your crazed brat'd be dead!"
XENA/FURY: "Wow that's almost as pitiful as when you told me you loved me. We had a good laugh about that one."
ARES: "I'll kill you."
XENA/FURY: "Kill me? You were barely a match for me when you were a god."
ARES: "Ah"

Fight

ARES: "What are you lookin' at?! Don't look at me! What are you lookin' at?! Do not look at me!"
XENA: "Ares."
ARES: "You! I knew I should never have trusted you."
XENA: "Ares it's the Furies. The Furies! Do ya hear me?! They're driving you insane."
ARES: "No it is you who are driving me insane!"
XENA: "Come on Ares think about it. You were a god! You know how the Ares work. Fight them Ares. Fight them."
ARES: (Sighs) "You don't bring me flowers anymore. No you hate me. You have always hated me! I tried to give you Olympus! I tried to give you everything! But you stabbed me in the back!"
XENA: "We just didn't want the same things."
ARES: "Liar! You want it. You want the power but you're too much of a coward to admit it. You took it all you betrayed me. Laugh, come on but you're not gonna live to enjoy it."

Fight

ARES: "You're gonna die, Xena! You! And those Amazons! And anyone who gets in my way! 'Cause I will kill you! I will kill you all!"

VARIA: "To the death."
XENA: "What's going on? Wait Marga! Your warriors can't beat Ares' army. You have to go now, leave 'em to me."
MARGA: "If we leave we are nothing. We are nothing. Without our land we are no longer Amazons."
XENA: "You don't understand Ares is insane! It's a fight you can't win! You have to listen to me."
MARGA: "No! Xena you have no authority here. You brought our mortal enemy to our village. We don't trust you. Amazons! Let's fight!"
AMAZONS: "Yeah" "Kill them!"
GABRIELLE: "Xena they're lambs to the slaughter."
AMAZON: "Go"
XENA: "Not if I can help it."
MARGA: "You burned our forests! You murdered our sisters! No more. We won't take another backward step. You'll have to kill every last one of us."
ARES: "And what'll I do the rest of the afternoon?"
SOLDIERS: (Snicker)
ARES: "Now you know what I want woman. If you give it to me I might think about bein' nice."
XENA: "All right Ares. This is between you and me."
ARES: "Yeah, yeah, Xena. Take a number I'll get to you."
XENA: "What's the matter god 'a war? You afraid of a girl?"
SOLDIER: "No."
ARES: (Snickers) "You're kiddin' right?"
XENA: "You're soft like all the Olympians, you know I killed all the others Ares but maybe I stopped too soon."
FURIES: "She can't say those things." "It's her fault Ares. Kill her." "Yeah kill her." Laugh
ARES: "Shut up."
FURY: "Kill her!"
ARES: "Shut up! Shut up!"
FURY: "Kill her."
ARES: "Get away from me!"
FURY: "Kill her."
XENA: "You're losing it. Oh and Ares gods don't bleed."
XENA: "Care to explain that to your loyal troops?"
ARES: "I'll tear you apart with my bare hands!"

Fight

ARES: "Damn!"
XENA: "Hyah! Yah!"
ARES: "Hyah!"
MARGA: Whispers "Hah!"
SOLDIER: "Retreat! Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
AMAZONS: (Cheer)
XENA: "Yah! Yah!"
ARES: "Yah!"
XENA: "Yah!"
ARES: "Right behind ya Xena!"
XENA: "Yah! Yah!"
ARES: "That's right baby! I'm still here! Come on! Hyah!"
EVE: "Varia?"
GABRIELLE: "It's me. Look we need your help. We don't have much time, grab these come on."
ARES: "Hey Xena! Where're ya goin?! I got som'in' for ya!"
ARES: "Are you ready to die Xena?!"
XENA: "Been there, done that. Yah!"

Xena throws her chakam

ARES: (Laughs, Sighs) "I tried ya know? Real hard and you know what? I'm all tried out. So what am I saying here? I guess I'm sayin it's over."

Fight

FURY: "Kill her."
ARES: "Does this give you pleasure? Do you like this? You're like a snake you're li you're like like one of those three headed dogs! I don't know what! You're mean! If I could open you up I would show people the mean inside you! And I will! I will! Yeah! Yeah!"
XENA: "Uh! Uh !"
ARES: "Yeah! You are makin' this way too easy!"
XENA: "I'll try harder."
ARES: "Oh would you?"
XENA: "You might be mortal Ares but you will never be a man."
FURY: "Kill her, kill her."
ARES: (Yells) "Aar! Huh?! You like that?! Speak up! I I I can't hear you! Xena! Where are you? Don't hide from me. Oh there you are, so beautiful."
XENA: Please Ares!"
ARES: "I can't hear you. You tried to fool me me the god of war. Well that is what you get Xena! That is what you get! You were right! I am not a man! I am the man! Xena!" (Sighs)
FURIES: "You just killed your beloved Ares. How does it feel? We have avenged the death of the Olympians. Now the Furies will rule in their place." (Laugh then scream)
ARES: (yells) arh!
ARES: (Whispers) "I loved you Xena."
GABRIELLE: "Ares?!"
ARES: "I killed her."
GABRIELLE: "No you didn't, not yet. We just have to get her warm. Her body drowned in cold water. Her organs are still alive. Xena just keep her warm."
EVE: "OK, come on."
GABRIELLE: "We just have to get her breathing, Xena?"
EVE: (Whispers) "Come on."
EVE: " Come on."
GABRIELLE: "Wake up."
EVE: "Come on. You can do it you know? Xena come on. Please wake up."
GABRIELLE: "That's it yeah you did it. Good plan."
XENA: "Hey."
ARES: "Mortality stinks not to mention hurts."
XENA: "Yeah it does sometimes."
ARES: "You have got a wickedright jab."
XENA: "Sorry about that."
ARES: "It's not the end of the world, who knows? Maybe as a mortal I can experience something I never could as a god."
XENA: "Like what?"
ARES: "Like you."
XENA: "You never give up do you?"
ARES: "Ow I guess I'm finally gettin' to ya."
XENA: "You always got to mebut you were bad for me Ares, you still are."
ARES: "Xena is there even a chance we could be together one day? I don't know maybe, you know one in a thousand?"
XENA: "More like one in a billion."
ARES: "So you're sayin' there is a chance."
XENA: (Chuckles)
ARES: "I gotta stop tryin' that. I'm gonna rupture something."