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01) "It was your idea to traipse
through a dozen swamps to get to this god-forsaken place."
02) "You wanna piece of me, huh? Fine I'll give ya a piece of me. Come and get it. Come on." 03) "So let me guess. You want our help?" 04) "Hey! Hey! Human suffering, here. Xena my fungus is
spreading like wildfire."
05) " You're such a cute, little rabbit." 06) Gabrielle fights rabid rabbit.
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07) "You're lucky it was me back there. That little bunny would have ripped your head off." 08) "Xena come on. I just
need relief. Look my fingernails are worn to the nubs. I need to
scratch."
09) "Heh. You see, this was Xena's idea of a joke. Funny, huh? You can untie me." 10) "What did you put in my breakfast? My stomach feels like Monday morning in Tartarus." 11) "Meet Xena, the Warrior Princess and her sidekick
Gabrielle!"
12)"Would you guys stop scratching and picking for a minute? Everyone's gettin' nervous."
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13) "Uh, yeah. We'll also need a room and a bath." 14) "This stuff stinks. What is this? Sheep dung?" 15) "Linseed root. You said it was good for my skin." 16) "I thaid that Theena hath jutht cut off
the flow of blood to your brain."
17) "All right. Gabrielle, go in there and give him a nice, big kiss." 18) "Yeah, it'd be a lot easier if we had Argo."
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19) "Theena maybe Nargo didn't hear you." 20) "I don't know if my lithe hath funguth or my funguth hath lithe." 21) "Gabrielle you can't whithle. What elthe could go wrong?" 22) "What are you doing?! Defend yourself!" 23)"Are you all right, Xena?" 24) "Yeah, ya have talent. Ha-ha. It's contagious."